Nokay said the bee

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

b00tiusmaximus:
never gonna whip my dick out near him.

riyal:
im such a good/fast replier omg
oh wait

my rides here

deathgripssucks:
jesus
Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

theblackhex:
Can’t really say anything, I’d be freaked out if I saw a tiny person run across my kitchen.
Din’t you mean a mini mouse? 😏

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

yivialo:
lmfao
IN CHURCH THO???